This was from Poker Denom last night.
Player x - "I'm all in." (huge overbet on the river)
Donkey - "Call. Im all in"
Dealer - "Ok. Turn em over. Pocket fives for player x and you have.... erm.... 10 high ?"
Donkey nods - "I thought he was bluffing"
Also while passing a couple I heard a classic line ".... yeah and she had diamante anal beads."
Where do you go from there...?