Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Miserable Villain..

$0.25/$0.5 No Limit Holdem
6 players


Stacks:

UTG ($95.90)
UTG+1 ($98.00)
CO ($82.95)
BTN ($53.75)
SB ($84.65)
Hero ($53.20)



Pre-flop: ($0.75, 6 players) Hero is BB

UTG calls $0.5, 2 folds, BTN calls $0.5, 1 fold, Hero checks

Flop: ($1.75, 3 players)
Hero bets $2, 1 fold, BTN calls $2

Turn: ($5.75, 2 players)
Hero bets $4, BTN raises to $8, Hero calls $4
(The 10 helped him but with a flush draw and a double gutshot there is no way im folding for $4)

River: ($21.75, 2 players)
Hero bets $15, BTN calls $15

Final Pot: $51.75
BTN shows:
Hero shows:

Hero wins $48.7 ( won +$23.2 )
BTN lost -$25.50
UTG lost -$0.50


I was multitabling when the above hand played out. No real reads on villain but that hand really tilted him.....

RYVERRAT wins ($48.70) with (Straight, six to ten).
LAKEMAN: moron
RYVERRAT: lol
RYVERRAT: ty
LAKEMAN: chase cars 2?
LAKEMAN: runners what a putz
RYVERRAT: if they are slow enough
LAKEMAN: ur clueless
<<>> SKILLWON wins ($3.60 chips).
LAKEMAN: u needed runner runner idiot'
LAKEMAN: idiot
<<>> IFOLD_AA wins ($22.55 chips).
LAKEMAN: for runner runner good player dont call 5 cents
RYVERRAT: ok
RYVERRAT: im new here
LAKEMAN: learn game
RYVERRAT: pls teach me
LAKEMAN: way u play seems like 1st time
RYVERRAT: it is
LAKEMAN: u will leave busted
RYVERRAT: cool
<<>> RYVERRAT wins ($48.90) with (One pair, aces).
RYVERRAT: erm I might be a while
LAKEMAN: wow 1st time u put chips in good idiot
RYVERRAT: lucky me
LAKEMAN: donkey u
RYVERRAT: put some more money on the table
RYVERRAT: surely you have an edge
RYVERRAT: on me
LAKEMAN: for u 2 chase runner runner
RYVERRAT: sure
RYVERRAT: you want that
RYVERRAT: so reload bigboy
LAKEMAN: lets go higher stakes clown
<<>> JIA1222 wins ($15.08) with (Straight, ten to ace).
SKILLWON wins ($15.07) with (Straight, ten to ace).
RYVERRAT: no need
LAKEMAN: u cant buy in
LAKEMAN: ur in over ur head here
RYVERRAT: lol
RYVERRAT: if only you knew
<<>> LAKEMAN wins ($1.45 chips).
LAKEMAN: i saw so i do know
LAKEMAN: 4% and u call
<<>> SKILLWON wins ($5.70 chips).
LAKEMAN: always 1 chasing donk at table
<<>> LAKEMAN wins ($2.25 chips).
RYVERRAT: always one crying pro
RYVERRAT: reload and take my cash
LAKEMAN: stated fact
RYVERRAT: ok i think weve heard
LAKEMAN: ur an idiot who is clueless
<<>> JIA1222 wins (95c chips).
RYVERRAT: ok
RYVERRAT: but dont you want players like me here ?
LAKEMAN: and yet u wont ever learn
<<>> SKILLWON wins ($1.00 chips).
RYVERRAT: do you want me to ?
RYVERRAT: the pro that you are you should realise if i made a mistake
RYVERRAT: thats +ev for you
LAKEMAN: i did
LAKEMAN: dumb azz
RYVERRAT: then you wouldnt tap the fishbowl
RYVERRAT: lol
RYVERRAT: ok
<<>> THANGBAIHAI wins ($35.15) with (One pair, aces). - He lost almost all the rest of his stack to Thangbaihai
RYVERRAT: im still counting your money
RYVERRAT: haha so is he
LAKEMAN: A 10 lol
LAKEMAN: retard table
RYVERRAT: reload
<<>> THANGBAIHAI wins ($7.10 chips).
RYVERRAT: ill call your all in -
He had $1.95 left

LAKEMAN: cant play with inbred morons
RYVERRAT: lol
RYVERRAT: you cant play
RYVERRAT: now im tapping the glass
LAKEMAN: u sucked out runners when u should not have been in hand
<<>> JIA1222 wins ($1.08) with (Two Pair, fours and threes(ace kicker)).
IFOLD_AA wins ($1.07) with (Two Pair, fours and threes(ace kicker)).
LAKEMAN: and u think ur good thats rich
RYVERRAT: so lets agree i might have made a mistake
RYVERRAT: ?
RYVERRAT: thats good for you
LAKEMAN: hope u die in ur sleep kunt face
RYVERRAT: lol


You see people like this all the time online. Ive never really understood how someone can get so pi$$ed off when they lose a hand. I can understand a little if they were trying to tilt the other person but when it tilts themselves its laughable. He ended up losing his stack AND looking like an idiot.

I wish he had reloaded.


My first losing session last night. I ended down 1 buy in after my AK vs AJ on an A high board. J on the river made me sigh.


balance $1250 ish..

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